The Wildwoods boardwalk
Two and a half miles of arcades, rides, pizza and salt-water taffy. The tram car runs the length of it — you will hear "watch the tram car, please" in your sleep by Wednesday.
Most motel websites stop at 'close to attractions.' This is the part we can genuinely help with, because we live here and we have watched a few thousand families work out how to spend four days on this island.
Not a schedule. Just the order that tends to work with children in tow.
Check in, put the food in the fridge, and go straight over the boardwalk to the beach — it is a two-minute walk and it makes the drive worth it immediately. Eat on the boards. Pool before bed.
Morey's Piers. Buy wristbands online the night before rather than queuing at the booth. Go early, come back for lunch and the pool in the heat of the afternoon, then head back out when it cools.
Beach in the morning while it is quiet. The lighthouse and the gardens at the north end of the island in the afternoon. Barbecue on the sundeck in the evening — that is what the grills are for.
By day four everyone knows what they want to do again. Usually it is the pier or the beach. The tram car runs the length of the boardwalk, so nobody has to walk it twice.
We are on 16th and the Beach, which puts most of this within a walk or one tram ride.
Two and a half miles of arcades, rides, pizza and salt-water taffy. The tram car runs the length of it — you will hear "watch the tram car, please" in your sleep by Wednesday.
North Wildwood has one of the widest free beaches on the Jersey Shore, and there is no badge to buy. Bring a chair and go.
Three amusement piers and two waterparks. Buy wristbands online before you come — the queue at the booth on a July morning is its own attraction.
An 1874 lighthouse with gardens around it, at the north end of the island. A good hour when the beach has beaten everyone.
Not ours, but it may as well be. Close enough that you can watch from the sundeck with a coffee.
The Wildwoods hold the largest concentration of mid-century motel architecture in the country. The Matador is part of it. Drive Ocean Avenue at dusk with the neon on.
These weekends fill the whole island. If you want one of them, book it early — and look at the specials page, because most of them have a package attached.
A mile of restored cars parked on the boards. We are on the boardwalk, so you walk out of the lobby into it.
The biggest weekend of the North Wildwood autumn — music, a parade and a town at capacity. Rooms go months ahead.
Pirates on the beach, a treasure hunt and a family weekend built for children under ten.
Or call 609-522-1234 — someone in the family will pick up.